Swachh Bharat Mission

Swachh Bharat Mission Oath

This is the proforma for oath to be taken on the occasion of Swachh Bharat Mission on October 2 2014.

Twitter Contest in India – The Real Picture

Twitter Contest in India – The Real Picture

Now in order to trend a lot of brands are conducting contest in Twitter to promote their hashtag. But what I have observed some people (may be from the digital agency itself ) won the prizes. They tweet about hundred and more tweets in 3-4 hour.  There are a handful of contestants winning in various tweet contest may be a testimony to that.

I would love to share their details, But privacy is a big reason for non-disclosure.

If you see a winners name starting with @cmd....... or @swat....... @imbe.... then chances are that you can guess it right.

Does Brand benefits ? Does the hashtag really helps  ?

The answer is No. If  5 people send 800 tweets mentioning your #tag and another 300 people with 400 #tags.

Your total comes to around 1200 hashtags but those 800 have a very low impact coz it will not reach others through the social media effect.

Now brands have to decide whether they want to give the prize to those 5 or among those 33 who are genuine.

But I have seen some contest where quality tweets are considered not the 5 odd people who only participate to win for the prizes.

#TwittercontestinIndia #hashtagbusiness #Reality

Mumbai Metro Leakage and how social media reacted through images.

With the onset of Monsoon in the first week of July 2014, The big news in Mumbai  is that Mumbai’s newest pride, the brand new Mumbai Metro, is already leaking water.

In one of the rakes of the train there was leakages. needless to say In Social Media people pounded it heavily, Some of the cheeky pix from Facebook & twitter, of course they were photoshopped, but it is fun.

Just for fun no pun intented to anyone.

Superstition Gallery

1. Friday the 13th : Many people will purposely avoid doing anything significant (like meetings, urgent works important works., etc) due to d belief that d day is cursed & it’s a source of ill fortune.
2. People do not want to admit to hospital on Tuesdays they think this is bad day for any treatment or surgery .
3. When a Black cat or a cat crosses the road it is considered bad luck :
4. Most people have heard d saying that if a black cat crosses your path its bad luck.
5. Fingers crossed for good luck 
6. Hear the song of the owl has always been considered a negative
7.  Sneezing while starting a work or while leaving to go out is a sign of bad luck
8.  Some person do not want they should asked by some body " where are you going " . when they are proceeding to any important work because they assume that by this there important work definitely spoils
9. Unlucky number 13 : The fear of Number 13 is very real to many people
10. Breaking a mirror is considered unlucky 
11. So many believe that there work spoils when any widow lady come in front of them when they are proceeding for any important work and same time any unmarried girl comes in front of them then there work should be done in very nice way
12. So many believe that if they give any money to anyone on thursday or Fridays then goddess of wealth, Laxmi become angry on them ,so they never give any money on these days .

The Lady, Car, The theft And His husband at police station.

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too..

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is the car will be stolen.

Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, Description of the car, Place I parked etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey", I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. 
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."


 

Rash Driving Joke

Rash Driving Joke

Ek Ladke ko traffic police ne rash driving ke liye pakda.
Police: Apna license dikhao.
Ladka: Nahin hai janaab.
Police: Paise hain?
Ladka: No.
Police waale ne ladke ke underwear me haath daala aur kuch baal khich ke ukhaad liye.
Ladka, in pain: Aisa kyun kiya?
Police: Taake tum yeh na keh sako ki, maine signal toda aur havaldar mera jhaant bhi nahi ukhad saka.

Insult of the day

Insult of the day
Wife was making Maggi noodles......
She calls hubby and asked to have sex with her...... 
Husband was surprise but happily fucked & asked.....
why suddenly you invited me for sex in the Kitchen ?? 
Wife.... " The Timer is Not Working "
And
I Know that You dont last more than 2 minutes...

Look Up

Look Up Video By Gary Turk.



Look up from your phone, shut down that display
Stop watching this video, live life the real way!



This video has 20 million view in very less time

One user has a very useful comment "at last! someone addresses this global paranoia! excellent!"



also we believe to be excellent

Saddest climax of movies.

Saddest climax of  movies.
Here is a list of movies with sad ending.

Tere Naam
Raanjhaana
Anand
Devdas
Titanic
Rang De Basanti
Shakti



The climax of Anand was really difficult  to forget.
Any heart touching and unforgettable  ending  for you? Please Comment.

manager Aur Andha Byakti (Manager and the Blind man)

एक अँधा आदमी एक फाइव स्टार होटल में गया !

होटल मैनेजर ने उससे पूछा :- ये हमारा मीनू है, आप क्या लेंगे सर?

अंधा आदमी :- मैं अँधा हूँ, आप मुझे अपनी किचन से, चम्मच को आपके खाने
के आइटम में डुबोकर ला दें, मैं उसे सूंघ कर, आर्डर कर दूँगा!

मैनेजर को यह सुनकर बड़ा ही आश्चर्य हुआ, उसने मन ही मन में सोचा कि, कोई
आदमी सूंघकर कैसे बता सकता है कि हमने आज क्या बनाया है, पकाया है !

मैनेजर ने जितनी बार भी, अपने अलग-अलग खाने के आइटम में, चम्मच डुबाकर,
अँधे आदमी को सुंघाई, अंधे ने सही बताया कि वो क्या है, और अँधे ने सूंघ कर ही खाने का आर्डर किया !
हफ्ते-भर यही चलता रहा.

अँधा सूंघकर, आर्डर देता और खाना खा कर चला जाता !

एक दिन मैनेजर ने, अँधे आदमी की परीक्षा लेने की सोची कि यह
सब एक अँधा आदमी सूंघकर कैसे बता सकता है ?

मैनेजर किचन में गया और अपनी पत्नी मीना से बोला कि, तुम
चम्मच को अपने होठों पर रगड़ो! मीना ने चम्मच को अपने होठों पर रगड़
कर चम्मच मैनेजर को दे दी!

मैनेजर ने वो चम्मच अँधे आदमी को ले जा कर दी और बोला, बताओ आज हमने
क्या बनाया है ?

अँधे आदमी ने चम्मच को सूंघा और बोला :-
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ओह मायी गोड! मेरी क्लासमेट मीना यहाँ काम करती है !

मैनेजर बेहोश




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Bollywood Films with hero in the name.

Let us see a list of  Bollywood Films with hero in the name. The most recent will be Main tera Hero staring Varun Dhawan, Illeana D'cruz and Nargish Fakri

Main Tera Hero

Hero

Hero Number 1

Phata Poster Nikla hero

Heroine

Hero Hiralal

Hero Hindustani

if you know more please comment and give the name.

Bollywood Holi Song For You

Holi Song For You.

wishing  you all a Colorful Holi. Play Safe and save water.

Holi ke din dil mil jate hai - Sholey

Rang Barse Bhige Chunar Wali' of Silsila

Do me a favor lets play holi - bluffmaster

Aaj na chodenge teri hum choli khelenge hum holi,khelenge hum holi-----kati patang

Balam Pichkari from the Movie Ye Jawani Hai Deewani

Ang se ang lagana balam hame aisa rang lagana

muje rang de mujhe rang de

holi khele rahuveera - movie baagwan
Rang de gulal mohe aayi holi aayi re

Holi re holi masto ki toli

Rang na daal sanvaria mera gujjar marega- rajasthani folk song

Holi aayi re aayi re holi aayi rey






Pyar ke rang se bharo pichkari,
Sneh ke Rang do duniya sari,
Ye Rang na jane koi jaat na koi boli,
Aapko Mubarak ho aapno ki Holi.



 
Happy Holi to everyone.

University Joke

4 Students:
1 of HARVARD
1 of OXFORD
1 of TEXAS
&
1 of Santa Singh of UTKAL UNIVERSITY...

1 Common Question:-

"What is the Fastest thing in the World?"

Student of HARVARD: "Light"

Student of OXFORD: "Thought"

Student of TEXAS:
"Blink of an Eye"

SANTA SINGH of UTKAL UNIVERSITY:
"Loose Motion!"

Because

Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could
"Blink", "Think" or "Turn on the Light",,
It was all Over...

Harvard / Oxford / Texas Shocked ....
UU Rocked...!!!

Husband, Wife and Pregnancy Joke.

Wife: Ek baat bolun???
Husband: Haan yaar, bolo...

Wife: Maaroge to nahi?
Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?

Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin....?
Husband: Bilkul nahin daantunga..., baat toh batao.

Wife: Main pregnant hun.
Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin ki, it's a good news, darr kyun rahi thi???

Wife: College ke dino mein ek baar papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi