miscellaneous

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Motorcycling fact:

Motorcycling fact:

No matter what Guys Ride,
225cc Karizmas.

or
220cc Pulsar
or
350cc Royal Enfield.,

They just Cannot Overtake a Girl with Low Waist Jeans on an 80cc Scooty

Engagement Joke- Do aap taa Dill Tale

Ek Ladke ki engagement ek bohut hi Khubsurat Ladki se hui.

Wo Ladka us ladki se kabhi nahi mila tha..
Na kabhi us se baat hui thi...

Bas sab logo se uski khubsurti ki tareef hi suni thi.

Shaadi k baad ladka us ki ghoonghat utha kar bola...

Tum wakai bohut khubsurat ho...
Tumhe kya gift karu..

Ladki sharmati hui boli..... -:

"Do aap taa Dill Taley....."

MORAL OF The Story:- Kam se kam ek call to kar hi leni chahiye..

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Ek Shayri aur uski Translation

किसी को इश्क की तड़प मार देती है;

किसी को प्यार की गहराई मार देती है;

जो इससे बच जाये उसे;

बिना दुपट्टे की लड़की की अंगड़ाई मार देती है।

Someone kills the love yearning;

Someone kills the depths of love;

That it should survive him;

Kills the thickest girl without angadai. (Translated by Bing)

Pencil & Eraser Story.

Pencil:" I'm sorry..

Eraser:" For what ?? You didn't do anything wrong..

Pencil:" I'm sorry, you get hurt because of me..
Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it,
But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself and get smaller and smaller each time..

Eraser:" That's true, but I don't really mind,

You see, I was made to do this, I was made to help you whenever
you do something wrong, even though one day I know I'll be gone..
I'm actually happy with my job..

So please, stop worrying I hate seeing you sad.. "

Our Parents are like the eraser,
where as we children are the pencil..
They're always there for their children,
cleaning up their mistakes.. Sometimes along the
way they get hurt and become smaller
(older and eventually pass on)
Take care of your Parents, treat them with
kindness and most especially love them !!

Have Patience !

The following conversation ensued between a Man and a beautiful woman:

Man : Marry me?

Woman: Do you have a flat?
Man: No.

Woman: Do you have an SUV car?

Man: No.
Woman: How much is your salary?

Man: No salary.. but,..

Woman: No but. You have nothing.

How can i marry you? Leave, please

Man: (Talks to himself) I have one villa, three properties in Dubai, three Ferraris, two Porsches.. Why do I still need to buy an SUV . How can I get the salary when actually I’m the boss..

MORAL: Women Please be patient and listen to what guys have to say.....

Taken from facebook.

Monday, September 23, 2013

The Good Road : India's official entry at 2014 Oscars

"The Good Road, a lost-and-found story of a small boy, was today nominated as India's official entry at next year's Oscars in the Best Foreign Film category. This film is directed by Gyan Correa and it is his debut Gujarati movie

In this process it has left 'The Lunchbox', 'Bhaag Milkha Bhaag', 'English Vinglish', Malayalam film 'Celluloid' and Kamal Haasan's 'Vishwaroopam' which were contender for India'sentry at the Oscar.