CoIncidence.

What A Coincidence

Man Sitting In A Bar Orders A Kingfisher Beer.

Lady Sitting Next To Him Smiled And Said: “What A Co-Incidence, Even I Have Ordered Kingfisher Too”.

Man: “I’m Celebrating.”

Lady: “Me Too.”

Man: “What A Coincidence, Why Are You Celebrating?”

Lady: “My Husband & I Have Tried 4 Yrs For A Baby, Today I’m Pregnant.”

Man: “What A Coincidence, I Am A Farmer From 4 Yrs My Hens Were Infertile, Today All Laying Eggs”

Lady: “Wow How Did That Happen?”

Man: “I Used A Different Cock”.

Lady Smiled & Said: “What A Coincidence“.




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Train Journey & Pappu

pAPpu train me ek seat par akela
leta tha


Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:- "bhai thoda side me
ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai



Pappu -: "tujhe pata hai mai kaun
hu..?? . .

Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya


phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola :- "side
me ho ja chotu
mujhe baithna hai

Pappu -:"abe oye tujhe pata haimai kaun
hu


Pahalwan ne Pappu ki gardan
pakad k utha liya aur bola: "haan bol tu
kaun hai..??




Pappu -:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se
tezz bukhar

Discrimination: Boys & Girls.

Jab Class Me Boys Hansi -Mazaak Kare Tab Sir Ka Reaction..


"Kya Hai..
Kyo Itni Zyaada Hansi Aa Rahi Hai..  ????

Koi Joke Yaad Aa Gaya Kya.. ??

GET OUT Tumhari Attendance Nahi
Lagegi"


Aur Jab LADKIYA Hanss Rahi Ho
Tab:


"Are Wah Kya Baate Ho Rahi Hain Aaj..??


Kyo Itna Hanss Rahi Ho.. ??
Zara Humein Bhi To Bataiye

Story of Engineer.

I am an ENGINEER..

I Can Write 70 Words Per Minute
But Can't Read My Own Hand Writing

I Spend More Time With My Teachers Than With My Family… !!

I know The Euler’s Theorem But
Not My Shirt Size…

I Have No Life and Can Prove It
Mathematically…

I Can Translate English In to Binary… But a
40 Out of 100 Is
Heaven For Me…!!

My Xerox Bills Are Higher Than My Mobile Bill…

Yes….I am An Engineer…

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Tender for Construction of Bridge : How Pappu got it ?

Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla..

Ek aadmi ne kaha, 30 lakh mein bridge bana dunga..


Authorities ne puchha kaise ??


Woh bola:" 10 lakh mere, 10 lakh ka material, 10 lakh labour ke..


Pappu bola:" 90 lakh mein bana
dunga..

Authorities ne pucha:" Itna mehnga kyun??


Pappu bola:" 30 lakh mere, 30
lakh aapke..


Authorities bole:" Aur bridge kaun banayega ??


Pappu:" Bridge us 30 lakh wale se banwayege

Pappu got the tender.

Husband Wife & Lover : Marathon

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.

“Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes,” – she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband’s home early!”

“I can’t jump out the window!” – came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. “It’s raining out there!”

“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” – she replied. “He’s got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!”

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon. He started running along beside the others about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to “blend in” as best he could.

It wasn’t that effective! After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

“Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.

“Oh yes” he replied, gasping in air. “It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you’re running.”

Another runner moved alongside. “Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?”

“Oh, yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”

“Only if it’s raining.”