Invention & Inspiration (Man & Woman)

Man saw COLOURS & invented PAINT.
Woman got inspired from PAINT & invented MAKE-UP.

Man coined WORDS & invented CONVERSATION.
Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION & invented GOSSIP.

Man learned AGRICULTURE & invented FOOD.
Woman got inspired from FOOD & invented DIET.

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP & invented LOVE.
Woman got inspired from LOVE & invented ... LOVE TRIANGLES!

Man discovered TRADING & invented MONEY.
Woman got MONEY & started SHOPPING.

Thats it!
Thereafter, man has invented lots of things.
And WOMEN are still SHOPPING! 


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Santa and Fart In classroom

Santa farts in the classroom and his
teacher gets really upset and throws him out.

He goes and sits outside the class and can’t
stop laughing.


The principal walks by and sees him sitting
outside laughing.

He says, “Santa what are you doing
sitting here laughing ?”

Santa says, “I farted in class and the
teacher threw me out.”

The principal says, “Well then, why are you
laughing ?”


Santa says, “Because the dumb idiots
are sitting in the classroom smelling my fart
while they put me outside in this beautiful,
clean air.”

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How to contain Husband's Temper.

A woman goes to the Doctor,
worried about her husband's temper.

The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do . Every day my husband
seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."

The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband
is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish, but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your
mouth shut that does the trick."

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Story of 4 wife.

There was a man with four wives. He loved his fourth wife the most and took
a great care of her and gave her the best. He also loved his third wife
and always wanted to show her off to his friends. However, he was always
had a fear that she might runaway with some other man. He loved his second
wife too. Whenever he faced some problems, he always turned to his second
wife and she would always help him out. He did not love his first wife
though she loved him deeply, was very loyal to him and took great care of
him. One day the man fell very ill and knew that he is going to die soon.
He told himself, "I have four wives with me. I will take one of them along
with me when I die to keep company in my death."
Thus, he asked the fourth wife to die along with him and keep company. "No
way!" she replied and walked away without another word.
He asked his third wife.She said "Life is so good over here. I'm going to
remarry when you die".
He then asked his second wife. She said "I'm Sorry. I can't help you this
time around. At the most I can only accompany you til your grave."
By now his heart sank and turned cold.
Then a voice called out: "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter
where you go." the man looked up and there was his first wife. She was so
skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the
man said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have!"

Actually, we all have four wives in our lives.

a. The fourth wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we
lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when w die.

b. The third wife is our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they
go to others.

c. the second wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they
had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is
up to the grave.

d. the first wife is the our soul, neglected in our pursuit of material
wealth and pleasure. It is actually...


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sab wali joke

College Wali... Masaledar Hoti Hai...


Office Wali... Sweet Hoti Hai...


Ghar Wali... Pheeki Hoti Hai

Hotel Wali... Mast Hoti Hai

5Star Wali... Mehangi Hoti Hai,...


Nukkad Wali..... Unhygenic Hoti Hai

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faith, Trust, Hope, Confidence & Over-confidence

1.Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
THAT'S FAITH!!

2. When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.
THAT'S TRUST!!

3.Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.
THAT'S HOPE!!

4. We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.
THAT'S CONFIDENCE!!


5. We see the world suffering.. But still we get married.
THAT'S OVER CONFIDENCE!!