Ek Shayri aur uski Translation

किसी को इश्क की तड़प मार देती है; 

किसी को प्यार की गहराई मार देती है; 

जो इससे बच जाये उसे; 

बिना दुपट्टे की लड़की की अंगड़ाई मार देती है।


Someone kills the love yearning; 

Someone kills the depths of love; 

That it should survive him; 

Kills the thickest girl without angadai. (Translated by Bing)

Pencil & Eraser Story.

Pencil:" I'm sorry..

Eraser:" For what ?? You didn't do anything wrong..

Pencil:" I'm sorry, you get hurt because of me..
Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it,
But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself and get smaller and smaller each time..

Eraser:" That's true, but I don't really mind,

You see, I was made to do this, I was made to help you whenever
you do something wrong, even though one day I know I'll be gone..
I'm actually happy with my job..

So please, stop worrying I hate seeing you sad.. "

Our Parents are like the eraser,
where as we children are the pencil..
They're always there for their children,
cleaning up their mistakes.. Sometimes along the
way they get hurt and become smaller
(older and eventually pass on)
Take care of your Parents, treat them with
kindness and most especially love them !!

Have Patience !

The following conversation ensued between a Man and a beautiful woman:

Man : Marry me?

Woman: Do you have a flat?
Man: No.

Woman: Do you have an SUV car?

Man: No.
Woman: How much is your salary?

Man: No salary.. but,..

Woman: No but. You have nothing.

How can i marry you? Leave, please

Man: (Talks to himself) I have one villa, three properties in Dubai, three Ferraris, two Porsches.. Why do I still need to buy an SUV . How can I get the salary when actually I’m the boss..

MORAL: Women Please be patient and listen to what guys have to say.....

Taken from facebook.

The Good Road : India's official entry at 2014 Oscars

"The Good Road, a lost-and-found story of a small boy, was today nominated as India's official entry at next year's Oscars in the Best Foreign Film category. This film is directed by Gyan Correa and it is his debut Gujarati movie

In this process it has left 'The Lunchbox', 'Bhaag Milkha Bhaag', 'English Vinglish', Malayalam film 'Celluloid' and Kamal Haasan's 'Vishwaroopam' which were contender for India'sentry at the Oscar.

Dettol Healthy Plate Contest.

Dettol has started a contest named Healthy Plate where you can win exciting prizes by submitting your entry.

at http://www.dettol.co.in/kitchen-gel/add_recipe.aspx

You have to give details about these

Recipe Name

Recipe Details

Recipe Image

Ingredients

Process. 

Serving etc.

After Dettol launched its Kitchen gel its a major excercise to reach to its potential customers.

http://www.dettol.co.in/kitchen-gel/add_recipe.aspx

Dettol - Be 100% Sure.

prices of onions and humour pictures.

The current spiralling prices of onions has created some quirky images in various social media,, like twitter, facebook.

Now a kilogram of Onion is costing around Rs.80 in almost most of the markets. 
From rs.35 to it moved to Rs.40 then Rs.50 then Rs. 60 and now at Rs.80. some traders are saying Onion price can move upto Rs. 100.

Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Just see it, here the onion is being assumed as the precious stone of a ring.

In the above image onion is given as a gift while proposing. You can see the quirky side and humour in this image very well. The expression is quite great

The next image depicts the suffering by common man in a humorous way. 

also see some other quite images/pictures depicting Onion kaise rulata hai.

The above image show how today onion, beer and petrol are available at approximately same price close to Rs.75.

Amul has also created its outdoor campaign in this theme of Onion Price. Here a housewive claims that Hum bhookh mita sakte hai, Pyaaz nehin. Amul No tears Only Taste.

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JOTD 6. (collection of jokes)

Qualified MBA Marketing Student  married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with her, finally he got angry
& Sent a note to his  father-in-law:


"Your Product is Not According To My Requirements"
The smart Father-in-Law replied:
1 year Warranty expired. Company is not responsible.
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Ek Ladka-Ladki Hotel Me Gaye...

Waiter:- Kya Loge.. ??

Ladki:- Sabziyoo Waali Roti..:))

Waiter:- What ??

Ladka:- Gaon Ki Hai,
PIZZA Maang Rahi Hai

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Santa : Tu Mirror Ke Saamne Baith kar Padhta kyun Hai...???
Banta : Is K 3 Faide Hai...

1. Sath Mein Revison Ho Jata Hai...

2. Khud Pe Nazar Rehti Hai...

3. Padhne Ke Liye Company Mil Jati Hai...'
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Girl:Nice mobile,
Where did u buy?

Boy:I won dis in a running race

Girl:How many persons participated?

Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME
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"Vicky donor has proved
that...........

paisa kamaana to

daayen haath ka khel hai."
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Ek newspaper me chhapa ki...
"50% ladkiya bewkoof hoti hai".
.
Is baat par ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya.

Fir next day jab ye chapa k"50%
ladkiya bewoof nahi hoti".
Tab jakar ladkiya shant hui