Bollywood Films with hero in the name.

Let us see a list of  Bollywood Films with hero in the name. The most recent will be Main tera Hero staring Varun Dhawan, Illeana D'cruz and Nargish Fakri

Main Tera Hero

Hero

Hero Number 1

Phata Poster Nikla hero

Heroine

Hero Hiralal

Hero Hindustani

if you know more please comment and give the name.

Bollywood Holi Song For You

Holi Song For You.

wishing  you all a Colorful Holi. Play Safe and save water.

Holi ke din dil mil jate hai - Sholey

Rang Barse Bhige Chunar Wali' of Silsila

Do me a favor lets play holi - bluffmaster

Aaj na chodenge teri hum choli khelenge hum holi,khelenge hum holi-----kati patang

Balam Pichkari from the Movie Ye Jawani Hai Deewani

Ang se ang lagana balam hame aisa rang lagana

muje rang de mujhe rang de

holi khele rahuveera - movie baagwan
Rang de gulal mohe aayi holi aayi re

Holi re holi masto ki toli

Rang na daal sanvaria mera gujjar marega- rajasthani folk song

Holi aayi re aayi re holi aayi rey






Pyar ke rang se bharo pichkari,
Sneh ke Rang do duniya sari,
Ye Rang na jane koi jaat na koi boli,
Aapko Mubarak ho aapno ki Holi.



 
Happy Holi to everyone.

University Joke

4 Students:
1 of HARVARD
1 of OXFORD
1 of TEXAS
&
1 of Santa Singh of UTKAL UNIVERSITY...

1 Common Question:-

"What is the Fastest thing in the World?"

Student of HARVARD: "Light"

Student of OXFORD: "Thought"

Student of TEXAS:
"Blink of an Eye"

SANTA SINGH of UTKAL UNIVERSITY:
"Loose Motion!"

Because

Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could
"Blink", "Think" or "Turn on the Light",,
It was all Over...

Harvard / Oxford / Texas Shocked ....
UU Rocked...!!!

Husband, Wife and Pregnancy Joke.

Wife: Ek baat bolun???
Husband: Haan yaar, bolo...

Wife: Maaroge to nahi?
Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?

Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin....?
Husband: Bilkul nahin daantunga..., baat toh batao.

Wife: Main pregnant hun.
Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin ki, it's a good news, darr kyun rahi thi???

Wife: College ke dino mein ek baar papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi

Sharabi aur Garam

Sharabi :- Garam kya hai ?
Waiter : Chowmein.

Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Soup.

Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Ubalta pani.

Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Aag ka gola hai saale.

चुम्बकीय शक्ति

टीचर: चुम्बकीय शक्ति प्रभाव किसे कहते हैं..?

जब कोई लडकी स्कूटी पर जाते हुये
किसी बाइक सवार लडके के पास से गुजरती है
तो उस लडके की बाइक की गति स्वत: ही बढ
जाती है..
लडकी द्वारा उत्पन्न किये गये इस
गति परिवर्तन को ही "चुम्बकीय शक्ति प्रभाव"
कहते हैं...!!

Sholey & IPL

Sholey ki team ne IPL me part liya,

Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 150 run diye
aur extra me 200 run diye

Batao kyun?.
.

Kyunki wicketkeepar .....thakur tha