Student ki note book ke last page par kya milega.. ??
1. love ke % chek karne wali game..
2.Pen ko chalane k liye kiye gaye try..
3.silent class me baat karne ke liye
likhi gayi batein..
4.aadha page fata hua..
5.exams k liye imp ques..
6.cross v/s zero game..
7.dil ka shape bana hua
8.Apna sign wid diffrent typs And definitely....
9. Apni crush ka naam..
Saturday, June 29, 2013
True Love: Heart touching story
Ek ladki apne boyfrnd se bahut pyar karti thi...
Ek din usne apne boyfrnd se kaha tum mere bina 1 din bita k dikhao !!!
Boyfriend ne apni girlfriend ke bina ekdin bitaya or wo jit gaya..
Dusre din khushi se wo girlfriend se milne gaya.
wo mar chuki thi use cancer tha aur uske paas ek hi din tha.
Usne letter me likha tha I knew,
"You will do it",
Aur tumhe aisa roz karna hoga,mere liye.
Ek din usne apne boyfrnd se kaha tum mere bina 1 din bita k dikhao !!!
Boyfriend ne apni girlfriend ke bina ekdin bitaya or wo jit gaya..
Dusre din khushi se wo girlfriend se milne gaya.
wo mar chuki thi use cancer tha aur uske paas ek hi din tha.
Usne letter me likha tha I knew,
"You will do it",
Aur tumhe aisa roz karna hoga,mere liye.
Friendship
Life is not about riding BMW & Mercedes.
It about 3 friends tripling on a single bike riding around the city.
Life is not about 75 Rs coffee at CCD/Barista.
Its about many friends together sharing 10 Rs dairy milk & still enjoying.
Life is not about boasting a 350 Rs movie ticket.
Its about a few friends buying 50 Rs ticket & wondering IS BAR POPCORN KAUN KHILAYEGA??
Life is not about eating at every expensive restaurant.
Its about few friends, 1 stove, late night & sharing Maggi.
Life is not about 1.5 ton AC in 45 degrees.
Its about few friends lying on the roof top in summer nights...
Author Unknown
It about 3 friends tripling on a single bike riding around the city.
Life is not about 75 Rs coffee at CCD/Barista.
Its about many friends together sharing 10 Rs dairy milk & still enjoying.
Life is not about boasting a 350 Rs movie ticket.
Its about a few friends buying 50 Rs ticket & wondering IS BAR POPCORN KAUN KHILAYEGA??
Life is not about eating at every expensive restaurant.
Its about few friends, 1 stove, late night & sharing Maggi.
Life is not about 1.5 ton AC in 45 degrees.
Its about few friends lying on the roof top in summer nights...
Author Unknown
Joke Of The Day
A Girl decided to marry again,,
Because pics of her last wedding
didn't
get enough likes on facebook !
******************
Ek aadmi ko raste me chirag mila.....
usne use rgda........
boom
boom......
blast hua aur wo mar gaya.......
moral..."kuch cheezain alladin ki
nahi,
osama bin laden ki bhi ho skti
Hai.....
******************
Santa ko chand par bhejne ka
faisla hua..
Aadhe raste jakar Santa rocket se
kood gaya or chillaya......
kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi......
******************
Ek Aadmi K Daant Me Keeda Lag Gya,Wo Doctor K Paas Gya to
Doctor Bola- 4 Din Subah-ShaamDoodh- Biscuit Lo & 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Lo,
Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega.
Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit Liye Aur
5ve Din Sirf Doodh Piya,
Keeda Bahar Nikla Or Bola Aaj
Biscuit Nahi H Kya.?
******************
Biwi (Gusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho….??
Husband wife mein ladai hui,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pe,”Khane
mein kya hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aaunga, tum kha
kar so jana
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni
khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta
Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete
Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain
Husband & wife are like liver and
kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with
other kidney.
******************
Difference between Husband &
gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta
hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k
husband bane!!
******************
Wife: Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?”
Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.”
Wife: Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJMAHAL Banaoge ?”
Husband: Maine To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,
DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!”
******************
Ek bijli k tar se aur ek bijli k tar se pyarr hojaye to use kya kahete hn?????
Bolo bolo.....,.....
Current Affair
English Sir- Golu you are late..!
Golu- Sir meri car...
Sir- Golu ! speak in English.
Golu- My car was fussing in the
kichad,
No hilling,
No dolling,
Only po po karing
Wife: Tum muje apne
sath Bangkok kyu nahi
le jate..??
Best answer given ever :-
Husband: Areh Pagli,
Restaurant me bhi koi
Tiffin le jata hai kya..???
Funny but true THOUGHT:- in the past, nobogy had a watch but Everyone had Time. now everyone has a watch but NOBODY has TIME.
Husband apne wife se.
HUSBAND- Tumhare behen yane meri saali ko hamar ghar me dekh kar bahut khusi ho rahi hai.
Wife- Jeans pehn lo, pyajam me tumhari khusi bahut dikh rahi hai
Kaise ???
Gents toilet me likh kar aayenge...
" Neha I Love you "
Abe tumhari Neha wahan padhne jaegi kya??
Example of a Girl's brain . .. .
Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakti...!.
Husband : q ?
Wife :Car ka steering, gear, break sab chori
ho gaye ...
After 1hour.....................
SHe calls back : "Aa rahi hu,
galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi"...
Girlfriend : Mujhe Maaf Kar Do...
Maine Tumse Chhupaya,
Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai...
Boyfiernd : Are... .Koi Baat Nahi,
Chalo Aao, Aaj Main Tumhe Apne
biwi-Bachchon Se Milwata Hu...
Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad
me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he
bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo
bhi khinch liya
Pappu ki girlfriend Pappu se
Gf:" Jaanu Mujh par shayari banao..
Pappu:" In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera..
In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera..
Ho jao takli aur kar do savera..
Ladkiyo ko samajhna Matlab 32 GB jaise kisi video ko download karna
Aur saala 31.5 GB download hone k baad. . . last me Error dikhna.
Friday, June 28, 2013
3 Idiots Facebook Version
Aamir Khan *Smiling*
Teacher:" Aap Muskura kyu rhe hai ??
.
Aamir Khan:" Bahot Dino se FB
Page ka Admin banne ki iccha thi,,
aaj Ban gya hu,, bahot maza aa rha hai..
Teacher:" Jyada Maze Lene Ki
Zarurat nahi hai.... ok Tellme What is a Post ??
.
Aamir Khan Anything that is
posted on Facebook is Post Sir..
Teacher:" Can you Please elaborate ??
Aamir Khan:" Sir, jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai
Wo post hai sir..
Ghumne gye toh photo daal diya!!
Post hai Sir..
Match dekha
Score daal diya!!! Post hai Sir..
Sir actually hum post se ghire huye
hai sir..
Katrina ki Pic se Ronaldo ki Kick tak!!
Sab post hai sir Ek
Ek second me Comment, ek second me like!
Comment-like comment-like..
Teacher:" Shut up! ADMIN banke ye karoge??
Comment-like
Comment-like..
Hey chatur tum batao??
.
.
Chatur:" Pictures, texts or Videos
posted through Mobile or Tablet
or laptop or desktop via Different Operating
system using Internet
on Facebook is called a Post..
Teacher:" excellent..
Aamir Khan:" par sir maine bhi toh wo hai bola
seedhe shabdo
mein..
Teacher:" Seedhe shabdo me karna
hai toh kisi aur page ke admin bano..:-@
Aamir Khan:" Par sir dusre admin bhi toh..
Teacher:" Get out!
Aamir Khan:" why sir ??
Teacher:" Seedhe Shabdo me bahar jaiye..
.
.
*Aamir Khan goes out and Comes Back*
.
Teacher:" kya hua ??
Aamir Khan:" kuch Bhul gya tha sir..
Teacher:" Kya ??
Aamir Khan:" An Utility button given us to protect
our Private data..
i.e pictures, messages or personal Information for
being stolen or Used for bad purpose by hackers
or anyone else..
Teacher:" kehna kya chahte ho ??
Aamir Khan:" logout sir..
Logout karna bhool gya tha..
Teacher:" seedha seedha nai bol sakte the.. ??
Aamir Khan:" thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko
pasand nahi aaya..
Author Unknown.
Teacher:" Aap Muskura kyu rhe hai ??
.
Aamir Khan:" Bahot Dino se FB
Page ka Admin banne ki iccha thi,,
aaj Ban gya hu,, bahot maza aa rha hai..
Teacher:" Jyada Maze Lene Ki
Zarurat nahi hai.... ok Tellme What is a Post ??
.
Aamir Khan Anything that is
posted on Facebook is Post Sir..
Teacher:" Can you Please elaborate ??
Aamir Khan:" Sir, jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai
Wo post hai sir..
Ghumne gye toh photo daal diya!!
Post hai Sir..
Match dekha
Score daal diya!!! Post hai Sir..
Sir actually hum post se ghire huye
hai sir..
Katrina ki Pic se Ronaldo ki Kick tak!!
Sab post hai sir Ek
Ek second me Comment, ek second me like!
Comment-like comment-like..
Teacher:" Shut up! ADMIN banke ye karoge??
Comment-like
Comment-like..
Hey chatur tum batao??
.
.
Chatur:" Pictures, texts or Videos
posted through Mobile or Tablet
or laptop or desktop via Different Operating
system using Internet
on Facebook is called a Post..
Teacher:" excellent..
Aamir Khan:" par sir maine bhi toh wo hai bola
seedhe shabdo
mein..
Teacher:" Seedhe shabdo me karna
hai toh kisi aur page ke admin bano..:-@
Aamir Khan:" Par sir dusre admin bhi toh..
Teacher:" Get out!
Aamir Khan:" why sir ??
Teacher:" Seedhe Shabdo me bahar jaiye..
.
.
*Aamir Khan goes out and Comes Back*
.
Teacher:" kya hua ??
Aamir Khan:" kuch Bhul gya tha sir..
Teacher:" Kya ??
Aamir Khan:" An Utility button given us to protect
our Private data..
i.e pictures, messages or personal Information for
being stolen or Used for bad purpose by hackers
or anyone else..
Teacher:" kehna kya chahte ho ??
Aamir Khan:" logout sir..
Logout karna bhool gya tha..
Teacher:" seedha seedha nai bol sakte the.. ??
Aamir Khan:" thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko
pasand nahi aaya..
Author Unknown.
Kiss Definition
What Is a Kiss..??
In Maths:- Kiss is the shortest distance
between two Lips ...
In Biology:- kiss is just exchange of
germs from one mouth to another.
In chemistry:- kiss is a process of
testing the ph of the lips.
In Physics:- It is a process to charging
a human body ...
In Computer:- Kiss is a local area
network in Which two bodies are
Connected without a data cable..
In Economics:- Kiss is a process in
which Demand is higher than supply !!
In Maths:- Kiss is the shortest distance
between two Lips ...
In Biology:- kiss is just exchange of
germs from one mouth to another.
In chemistry:- kiss is a process of
testing the ph of the lips.
In Physics:- It is a process to charging
a human body ...
In Computer:- Kiss is a local area
network in Which two bodies are
Connected without a data cable..
In Economics:- Kiss is a process in
which Demand is higher than supply !!
Mindblowing Harsha Bhogle Commentary !
Awesome Commentary by Harsha Bhogle recently during
Champions Trophy 2013 Final, Edgbaston, England
Background:-
The match is nearly washed and finally reduced to 20 over a side. India has tremendous support in the crowd, with full Punjabi music and more fans than the home team. The pitch at Edgbaston is surprisingly turning square and assisting the Indian spinners like a day 5 subcontinent pitch.
In the commentary box :-
Naseer Hussain:
It is England but India has more support in the stadium, and the pitch is completely assisting your spinners. Says a lot about our hospitality, right.
Harsha Bhogle:
Well.. we let you rule our nation for so many years. I believe that's the least you can do for us.
Naseer Hussain speechless!..................
Champions Trophy 2013 Final, Edgbaston, England
Background:-
The match is nearly washed and finally reduced to 20 over a side. India has tremendous support in the crowd, with full Punjabi music and more fans than the home team. The pitch at Edgbaston is surprisingly turning square and assisting the Indian spinners like a day 5 subcontinent pitch.
In the commentary box :-
Naseer Hussain:
It is England but India has more support in the stadium, and the pitch is completely assisting your spinners. Says a lot about our hospitality, right.
Harsha Bhogle:
Well.. we let you rule our nation for so many years. I believe that's the least you can do for us.
Naseer Hussain speechless!..................
Betrayal
1st Girl:"Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi
bharosa Nahi !!
Main To Ab Uski Shakal Bhi Nahi
Dekhungi..
2nd Girl:"Kyon Kya Hua ..?? Tumne
Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh
Liya..???
1st Girl:"Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur
Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai,
Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha
KiWoh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai..
Jhoota Dhokhebaaz
Kameena....
Author- Unknown
bharosa Nahi !!
Main To Ab Uski Shakal Bhi Nahi
Dekhungi..
2nd Girl:"Kyon Kya Hua ..?? Tumne
Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh
Liya..???
1st Girl:"Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur
Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai,
Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha
KiWoh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai..
Jhoota Dhokhebaaz
Kameena....
Author- Unknown
Mind Your Own Business
A little boy was in a taxi eating a chocolate, then
he took another one and then another ...
A man next to him said "Do you know that too
much of it will damage your teeth"
The boy replied, "my grandfather lived for 132
years"
The man asked " was it because of eating
chocolate ?"
The boy replied, "No, he was always minding his
own business"
author-Unknown.
he took another one and then another ...
A man next to him said "Do you know that too
much of it will damage your teeth"
The boy replied, "my grandfather lived for 132
years"
The man asked " was it because of eating
chocolate ?"
The boy replied, "No, he was always minding his
own business"
author-Unknown.
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Belgadia
Belgadia
Belgadia is located in a small town Baripada of Mayurbhanj district in Odisha
its pin number is 757001
It is also the Ward Number 1 of Baripada Municipality.
It is also known as Belagadia/ Belgodia.
This ward is famous for its Galapulo and picturesque beauty. galapulo is the entry point to Belgadia Sahi. It was made in the British Era by the king of Mayurbhanj. The meaning of GalaPulo is a the bridge under. This is made of LateriteStone which is known as Mankada Pathara. You have to see it to believe it.
Chipat river is just flowing to the westside of it. The Panitanki (watertank) made of steel of British era made a nostalgic feeling. (currently it is not there dismanteled) Now only the concrete water tank is there. Even the pumphouse which supply water to Baripada is beautiful. You will feel like a resort here.
Belgadia has so many temples also. They are
1. Panchanano Temple Of Lord Shiva
2. Durga Temple Of Goddess Durga
3. Hanuman Temple Of Lord Hanuman
4. Siddheswar Temple of Lord Shiva
5. Gramo Devoti of various deities
6. Sai Temple Of Lord Saibaba.
7. Maa Tarini Temple of Goddess Tarini.
Besides Ganesh Puja, Saraswati Puja, Biswakarma Puja is celebrated by local clubs and the local offices in a grand way. Especially Biswakarma Puja by the PHED people draws a lot of crowd due to their water show. They generously distributes prasad during Biswakarma Puja.
Swadhin Club Of Belgadia's youth also celebrate Ganesh Puja & Saraswati Puja in a grand way.
The Fire Station is a landmark for Belgadia. It is the main commercial activity centre of Belgadia with so many shops for your various needs.
BELGADIA PALACE during Maharaja. Krushna Chandra. BhanjDeo.
BELAGADI PALACE INSIDE
"Dinning Hall of Maharaja Krushna Chandra Bhanj Deo "
Azad Club has been started by the youth of Belgadia and has its club and a volleyball field near Belgadia. This club has been produced some of the best volleyball players for Mayurbhanj district & Mayurbhanj Police. It has also won so many volleyball tournaments in Odisha and outside Odisha.
Belgadia is located in a small town Baripada of Mayurbhanj district in Odisha
its pin number is 757001
It is also the Ward Number 1 of Baripada Municipality.
It is also known as Belagadia/ Belgodia.
This ward is famous for its Galapulo and picturesque beauty. galapulo is the entry point to Belgadia Sahi. It was made in the British Era by the king of Mayurbhanj. The meaning of GalaPulo is a the bridge under. This is made of LateriteStone which is known as Mankada Pathara. You have to see it to believe it.
Chipat river is just flowing to the westside of it. The Panitanki (watertank) made of steel of British era made a nostalgic feeling. (currently it is not there dismanteled) Now only the concrete water tank is there. Even the pumphouse which supply water to Baripada is beautiful. You will feel like a resort here.
Belgadia has so many temples also. They are
1. Panchanano Temple Of Lord Shiva
2. Durga Temple Of Goddess Durga
3. Hanuman Temple Of Lord Hanuman
4. Siddheswar Temple of Lord Shiva
5. Gramo Devoti of various deities
6. Sai Temple Of Lord Saibaba.
7. Maa Tarini Temple of Goddess Tarini.
Besides Ganesh Puja, Saraswati Puja, Biswakarma Puja is celebrated by local clubs and the local offices in a grand way. Especially Biswakarma Puja by the PHED people draws a lot of crowd due to their water show. They generously distributes prasad during Biswakarma Puja.
Swadhin Club Of Belgadia's youth also celebrate Ganesh Puja & Saraswati Puja in a grand way.
The Fire Station is a landmark for Belgadia. It is the main commercial activity centre of Belgadia with so many shops for your various needs.
"Dinning Hall of Maharaja Krushna Chandra Bhanj Deo "
Azad Club has been started by the youth of Belgadia and has its club and a volleyball field near Belgadia. This club has been produced some of the best volleyball players for Mayurbhanj district & Mayurbhanj Police. It has also won so many volleyball tournaments in Odisha and outside Odisha.
- Latitude
- :21.9498
- Longitude
- :86.675
Self Appraisal- Story.
This is a story about self appraisal-
A Little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
Boy: “Lady, can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?”
Woman: (at the other end of the phone line) “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”
Boy: “Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now.”
Woman: “I’m very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting the lawn.”
Boy: (with more perseverance) “Lady, I’ll even sweep the floor and the stairs of your house for free.”
Woman: “No, thank you.”
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.
Store-owner: “Son….I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.”
Boy: “No thanks.”
Store-owner: “But you were really pleading for one.”
Boy: “No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!”
”This is called Self Appraisal”
Author- Unknown.
A Little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
Boy: “Lady, can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?”
Woman: (at the other end of the phone line) “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”
Boy: “Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now.”
Woman: “I’m very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting the lawn.”
Boy: (with more perseverance) “Lady, I’ll even sweep the floor and the stairs of your house for free.”
Woman: “No, thank you.”
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.
Store-owner: “Son….I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.”
Boy: “No thanks.”
Store-owner: “But you were really pleading for one.”
Boy: “No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!”
”This is called Self Appraisal”
Author- Unknown.
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