A Girl decided to marry again,,
Because pics of her last wedding
didn't
get enough likes on facebook !
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Ek aadmi ko raste me chirag mila.....
usne use rgda........
boom
boom......
blast hua aur wo mar gaya.......
moral..."kuch cheezain alladin ki
nahi,
osama bin laden ki bhi ho skti
Hai.....
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Santa ko chand par bhejne ka
faisla hua..
Aadhe raste jakar Santa rocket se
kood gaya or chillaya......
kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi......
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Ek Aadmi K Daant Me Keeda Lag Gya,Wo Doctor K Paas Gya to
Doctor Bola- 4 Din Subah-ShaamDoodh- Biscuit Lo & 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Lo,
Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega.
Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit Liye Aur
5ve Din Sirf Doodh Piya,
Keeda Bahar Nikla Or Bola Aaj
Biscuit Nahi H Kya.?
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Biwi (Gusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho….??
Husband wife mein ladai hui,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pe,”Khane
mein kya hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aaunga, tum kha
kar so jana
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni
khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta
Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete
Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain
Husband & wife are like liver and
kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with
other kidney.
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Difference between Husband &
gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta
hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k
husband bane!!
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Wife: Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?”
Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.”
Wife: Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJMAHAL Banaoge ?”
Husband: Maine To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,
DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!”
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Ek bijli k tar se aur ek bijli k tar se pyarr hojaye to use kya kahete hn?????
Bolo bolo.....,.....
Current Affair
English Sir- Golu you are late..!
Golu- Sir meri car...
Sir- Golu ! speak in English.
Golu- My car was fussing in the
kichad,
No hilling,
No dolling,
Only po po karing
Wife: Tum muje apne
sath Bangkok kyu nahi
le jate..??
Best answer given ever :-
Husband: Areh Pagli,
Restaurant me bhi koi
Tiffin le jata hai kya..???
Funny but true THOUGHT:- in the past, nobogy had a watch but Everyone had Time. now everyone has a watch but NOBODY has TIME.
Husband apne wife se.
HUSBAND- Tumhare behen yane meri saali ko hamar ghar me dekh kar bahut khusi ho rahi hai.
Wife- Jeans pehn lo, pyajam me tumhari khusi bahut dikh rahi hai
Kaise ???
Gents toilet me likh kar aayenge...
" Neha I Love you "
Abe tumhari Neha wahan padhne jaegi kya??
Example of a Girl's brain . .. .
Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakti...!.
Husband : q ?
Wife :Car ka steering, gear, break sab chori
ho gaye ...
After 1hour.....................
SHe calls back : "Aa rahi hu,
galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi"...
Girlfriend : Mujhe Maaf Kar Do...
Maine Tumse Chhupaya,
Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai...
Boyfiernd : Are... .Koi Baat Nahi,
Chalo Aao, Aaj Main Tumhe Apne
biwi-Bachchon Se Milwata Hu...
Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad
me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he
bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo
bhi khinch liya
Pappu ki girlfriend Pappu se
Gf:" Jaanu Mujh par shayari banao..
Pappu:" In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera..
In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera..
Ho jao takli aur kar do savera..
Ladkiyo ko samajhna Matlab 32 GB jaise kisi video ko download karna
Aur saala 31.5 GB download hone k baad. . . last me Error dikhna.
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