JOTD 4 Joke of the day 4

Ek murgi ne INDIA-CHINA border par anda diya
Dono desh ek ande ke liye ladne lage
Aakhir Faisla ye hua ki.

Jo desh dusre desh ki jyada ladkiyo ko kiss
karega.Anda uska..

Indian CHINA gaye or.

20,000 ladkiyo ko kiss kiya..

CHINA wale excited ho ke:- ab hamari baari..

Indian:- chal yaar anda Tu hi rakh le
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Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : killing mosquitoes

Girl : how many did you kill ?
Boy : total 5 ( 3 female 2 male )
Girl : how did you know that? !!

Boy : 3 sitting near mirror & 2 near beer
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Banta To Santa: Bahar Kyon Baitha Hai ?

Santa: Marriage Anniversary Hai
Wife Ko Chain Gift Diya Tha

Wife Ne Bahar Nikal Diya

Banta: Kyon? .

Chain Chandi Ki Laya Kya ?

Santa: Nahi Cycle Ki
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Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks..

Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?..
Ans.- In his Last Battle..

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?..
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans.- Marriage..👪

Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans.- Liquid State..

Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday ..

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes🍋 among 6 People ?..
Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake..
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Husband is just like split AC , sounds more in outside but inside house silent