JOTD 5 (Joke of the day 5)

Attitude Of MBA Student !!!

Student At Exam !

SIR: "Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai Ya Aise Hi Aa
Gaye.??

STUDENT: Sir Breakfast Kar ke Aaya Hun
Aur Aap?

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Man says to Hotel Manager :Hey, hurry come fast, my wife
is going to jump out of the window and commit suicide!

Manager : But what can i do sir???

Man : Idiot, give me the keys..the window is locked!
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Solid Insult
Ek bacha park mai bench pe betha or
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 Aurat boli:Jo zada metha khane wale jaldi mar jatay hai.
Boy: ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
Aurat: wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy: nahi...!!!!Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi
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Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya.

Sab darwaze Khidkiyan Band kardi...

Light off kar ke Uske pass aaya
Aur bola:...

Ye Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai
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Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glass pee lo
.
Beti:No mama mujhe nai peena.
.
Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise hogi?
.
Beti: maa apko bhi toh doodh pasand
nahi, phir bhi aap badi ho gai hain
Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi ho jaungi.
.
Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti,

Agar meri achi beti ho
to doodh pee lo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaungi.

Beti: OK mama,.
aap kehti hain toh mein doodh pee leti hoon . .

Aur is tarah us ki beti ne doodh pee liya..



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ki kab non veg start hoga.. bus karo
darindo.. Shravan chalu hogaya hai!