Rajni, BigB & Obama Joke.

BigB: How Famous u r...??
Rajni: whole world knows me.
Bigb: Obama knows u..?
Give proof.

Toh, Rajni & BigB go for
Obama's house.
Rajni: stand here at the gate, i'll
take Obama on balcony and show u.

Bigb: ok.

Rajni comes wth Obama nd
show Bigb from  balcony.
Aftr sometime, Rajni bahar aya
toh dkha, bigb behosh ho gaya,
hosh me aya toh Rajni ne
reason pucha..
Bigb: Ek american bhikhari aya
tha, And asked me, 'WHO IS
THAT MAN WITH RAJNIKANTH
ON BALCONY...?




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Ho Gayi Googly !!!

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying :

"God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his
son was praying.

The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a
heart attack.

The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy
and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning.

Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead
of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's
door the next night.

Ho Gayi Googly !!!

And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants.

He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day
to make sure his health was fine.

When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch.

She said, "Thank God you're here, we could really use your help!
We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning!


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What is wife??

What is wife??

Fauji :
Sare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai Aur Hum Bivi Se.

Mochi :
Main Juton Ki Marammat Krta Hoon Aur Bivi Meri .

Teacher :
Mai School Mein Lecture Deta Hoon Aur Ghar Mein B.v Se Sunta Hn .

Officer :
Mai Office Mein Boss Hoon Aur Ghr Mein Nokar .

Judge :
Main Court May Faisle Sunata Hoon Aur Ghar Mein Khud Insaaf Ka Talabgar.


''FaisLa Aap k Haath Mein Hai Kanware Raho Khush Raho No Wife Easy Life''

Jo Shadi Kr Chuke Hai Woh Sabar Karein , Jin Ki Nahin Hui Woh Shukr Krein 



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FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses 

4. TCS:Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping .

7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds .

8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings

12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

13. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lacklusters

14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.

15. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees

This blog is just for fun. Dont take it seriously.
N:B:-  These are not the real names of these company and these company are highly productive.


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JOTD 3 (Joke Of The Day)

Father :- Agar iss bar tum exam
mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna.

After exam........

Father : How is your result?


Son : Dimag ka dahi mat kar
BABULAL tu baap kehlane ka haq kho chuka hai...
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Once Boyfriend calls gf in midnight ......
Boy: Kya pehni ho?
Girl : Tumko hamesha yehi baat karni
aati hai ?
Boy: ok,
How India should handle Economical and Terrorism issues?



Girl: ok , It's Top and Skirt.

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A man got 2 wishes from God. He immediately wished for the best DRINK and the best WOMAN.

He got... Mineral Water and Mother Teresa.

Moral: Investment is subject to market risks. Please read the offer document carefully before investing!
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Ek bar Santa church gaya..
Achanak light chali gayi, andhera ho
gaya aur church ka ghanta bajne
laga"TONNN""TONNN"

Santa chillaya- Ohh Teri behn di ... UNDERTAKER aa gaya

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In 1975, Superman, Batman & Spiderman were flying across India & suddenly they died.

How?

Na beta na,
Har cheez ka answer Rajnikant nahi hota...


Yaad hai, Sholay me Gabbar ne 3 goliyan hawa me chalayi thi

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Announcement in a SCHOOL:
  
"Students who've Parked their cycles in front of d Gate,
Plz move their cycles to the Parking area!!" .

After 30 mins another
announcement: "The 400 students who went
to move 10 cycles plz come back to classes!"

-THATS SCHOOL LIFE AT ITS BEST!
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Pappu dialling a phone number,

A computerized female voice said, .

Aapke pas iss call k liye balance nahi hai,

Pappu :"Bas janeman, Tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kafi hai

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Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye, aur ladkiyo ko bhi...

Diff.erence is dat...
ladkiyo ko Yashraj ki movies wala chahiye.. .

And ladko ko... .
Mahesh Bhatt ki movies wala chahiYE
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Why I hate CID
Example:
LADY:" Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA:" Kya..?? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha.. ??

LADY:" Haan, Rahul Mera BhaiTha

ABHIJEET:" Rahul ­ Sach me Tumhara
Bhai Tha.. ??

LADY:" Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha

ACP:" My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul
Ki Behen Ho.
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Raju Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein: Do Fan Dena...
Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents..!

Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur
Gents Nahi Hota Yaar..!!

Raju: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji...
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka..!!!

BIMAARI In Bollywood Style

BIMAARI In Bollywood Style :

1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar
Dhuwaan Chale= FEVER.

2. Tadap Tadap K Is Dil Se Aah
Nikalti Rahi= HEART ATTACK

3. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar
Ma Badi Aag Hai= ACIDITY.

4. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara
Main Kya Karu= MOTIYABIND.
.
5. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se
Ab Kya Kahna= MEMORY LOSS.
.
6. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole
=MIRGI.


& The Best One,

7. Juda Hoke B TU
Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai= LOOSE
MOTION..


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AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

AAP CHUTIYE HAIN --------

Agar aap gym mein Itna workout
karte hain ki aapki chest aapki
girlfriend se badi dikhti hai toh
ronnie coleman ki kasam AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
----------------------------- --
ladki k chakkar me suicide karne
walo...saare brahmand ki nazron
me aap aashiq nahi AAP CHUTIYE
HAIN
----------------------------- --
Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9
dosto ko forward karke ye sochna
ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega,
kasam Bharti mittal ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
----------------------------- --
agar aap apni Saheli (girlfriend) ki
recharge pe recharge karaye ja rahe
hai par fir bhe wo aapko MISS
CALL hi karti hai aur aap uske yeh
baat maan lete hai ki woh
JALANDHAR WALE BUA se baat
kar rahi thi, isliye balance khatam
ho gaya ,,,
to kasam Vodafone ke zoozoo ki
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
----------------------------- --
agar aap software install karte
waqt Next-next click kar ke bina
dekhe add-ons install karte hain,
toh ask tool bar ke search box
me aapke liye likha hoga ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
----------------------------- --
Mumbai me rehkar "OMG I saw
tusshar kapoor today- best day of
my life!!" type status lagane wale,
kasam uspe aaye 5 likes ki kasam,
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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Ganesh sthaapna ke mauke pe
"halkat jawaani" gaana bajaake
naachne walo, Aap Chutiye Hain
----------------------------- --
agar apne dosto ko chhod ke aap
24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse
rehte hein toh aap Cocktail ke
hero nahi, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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AND THE ULTIMATE ONE !!!
Agar aap Sab Se Costly i-phone
lete ho aur $1 cost ki wajah se
Whatsapp install nahi karte ho to
China mobile use karne wale bhi
kahenge ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
Itna Faadu msg padne ke baad bhi
agar isse share nahi kara to kasam facebook ki AAP ........................


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