JOTD 3 (Joke Of The Day)

Father :- Agar iss bar tum exam
mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna.

After exam........

Father : How is your result?


Son : Dimag ka dahi mat kar
BABULAL tu baap kehlane ka haq kho chuka hai...
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Once Boyfriend calls gf in midnight ......
Boy: Kya pehni ho?
Girl : Tumko hamesha yehi baat karni
aati hai ?
Boy: ok,
How India should handle Economical and Terrorism issues?



Girl: ok , It's Top and Skirt.

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A man got 2 wishes from God. He immediately wished for the best DRINK and the best WOMAN.

He got... Mineral Water and Mother Teresa.

Moral: Investment is subject to market risks. Please read the offer document carefully before investing!
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Ek bar Santa church gaya..
Achanak light chali gayi, andhera ho
gaya aur church ka ghanta bajne
laga"TONNN""TONNN"

Santa chillaya- Ohh Teri behn di ... UNDERTAKER aa gaya

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In 1975, Superman, Batman & Spiderman were flying across India & suddenly they died.

How?

Na beta na,
Har cheez ka answer Rajnikant nahi hota...


Yaad hai, Sholay me Gabbar ne 3 goliyan hawa me chalayi thi

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Announcement in a SCHOOL:
  
"Students who've Parked their cycles in front of d Gate,
Plz move their cycles to the Parking area!!" .

After 30 mins another
announcement: "The 400 students who went
to move 10 cycles plz come back to classes!"

-THATS SCHOOL LIFE AT ITS BEST!
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Pappu dialling a phone number,

A computerized female voice said, .

Aapke pas iss call k liye balance nahi hai,

Pappu :"Bas janeman, Tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kafi hai

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Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye, aur ladkiyo ko bhi...

Diff.erence is dat...
ladkiyo ko Yashraj ki movies wala chahiye.. .

And ladko ko... .
Mahesh Bhatt ki movies wala chahiYE
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Why I hate CID
Example:
LADY:" Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA:" Kya..?? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha.. ??

LADY:" Haan, Rahul Mera BhaiTha

ABHIJEET:" Rahul ­ Sach me Tumhara
Bhai Tha.. ??

LADY:" Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha

ACP:" My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul
Ki Behen Ho.
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Raju Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein: Do Fan Dena...
Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents..!

Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur
Gents Nahi Hota Yaar..!!

Raju: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji...
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka..!!!