1."Namaaz mein vo thi par aisa laga ki dua hamari qabool ho gayi"
2. "Aye rickshaw waale, paise mat lena madam se bhabhi hai tumhari"
3."Aashiq ki tab nahi fatti jab mehbooba ki shaadi ho jaye par tab fatti hai jab khud ki shaadi ho"
4."Gali ke laundon ka pyaar aksar doctor aur engineer le jaate hai..dil chota na kar"
5. "Hum khoon bahaein tum aanson bahao..saala aashiqui na ho gaya lathicharge ho gaya"
6."Lanka dahan hona baaki tha kyunki hamara jawaan hona baaki tha".
7. "Ek baat main samajh gaya hoon. Ladki aur rocket aapko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain"
8. "Tumhara pyaar na ho gaya..UPSC ka exam ho gaya. 10 saal se paas hi nai ho raha"
9. "Humein apne gaal pe thapad se zyada uske gaal pe puppy ka sukh tha"
and last but not the least.
10) Banaras ke pandit the hum, wo bhi kaale! Kaise chod dete!
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