Q. What do you call a fat lady
waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating !!!
Q.What is the difference between
WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati
hai......
Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho
jati hai
Q.Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi
ka blood group ek hi hai.
A. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal
se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Q. What's the similarity between
MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A. In both cases you feel 'aur
thoda ruk jata to accha model
milta'
Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri
biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
upaaye bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to
main sadhu kyoon banta?
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