AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

AAP CHUTIYE HAIN --------

Agar aap gym mein Itna workout
karte hain ki aapki chest aapki
girlfriend se badi dikhti hai toh
ronnie coleman ki kasam AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
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ladki k chakkar me suicide karne
walo...saare brahmand ki nazron
me aap aashiq nahi AAP CHUTIYE
HAIN
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Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9
dosto ko forward karke ye sochna
ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega,
kasam Bharti mittal ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
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agar aap apni Saheli (girlfriend) ki
recharge pe recharge karaye ja rahe
hai par fir bhe wo aapko MISS
CALL hi karti hai aur aap uske yeh
baat maan lete hai ki woh
JALANDHAR WALE BUA se baat
kar rahi thi, isliye balance khatam
ho gaya ,,,
to kasam Vodafone ke zoozoo ki
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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agar aap software install karte
waqt Next-next click kar ke bina
dekhe add-ons install karte hain,
toh ask tool bar ke search box
me aapke liye likha hoga ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
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Mumbai me rehkar "OMG I saw
tusshar kapoor today- best day of
my life!!" type status lagane wale,
kasam uspe aaye 5 likes ki kasam,
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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Ganesh sthaapna ke mauke pe
"halkat jawaani" gaana bajaake
naachne walo, Aap Chutiye Hain
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agar apne dosto ko chhod ke aap
24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse
rehte hein toh aap Cocktail ke
hero nahi, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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AND THE ULTIMATE ONE !!!
Agar aap Sab Se Costly i-phone
lete ho aur $1 cost ki wajah se
Whatsapp install nahi karte ho to
China mobile use karne wale bhi
kahenge ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
Itna Faadu msg padne ke baad bhi
agar isse share nahi kara to kasam facebook ki AAP ........................


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