Saturday, October 26, 2013

Sharabi aur Garam

Sharabi :- Garam kya hai ?
Waiter : Chowmein.

Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Soup.

Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Ubalta pani.

Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Aag ka gola hai saale.

चुम्बकीय शक्ति

टीचर: चुम्बकीय शक्ति प्रभाव किसे कहते हैं..?

जब कोई लडकी स्कूटी पर जाते हुये
किसी बाइक सवार लडके के पास से गुजरती है
तो उस लडके की बाइक की गति स्वत: ही बढ
जाती है..
लडकी द्वारा उत्पन्न किये गये इस
गति परिवर्तन को ही "चुम्बकीय शक्ति प्रभाव"
कहते हैं...!!


Sholey & IPL

Sholey ki team ne IPL me part liya,

Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 150 run diye
aur extra me 200 run diye

Batao kyun?.
.

Kyunki wicketkeepar .....thakur tha

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

State Transport Corporation and their Logo.

State Transport Corporation and their Logo.

Maharashtra State Road Transport Corporation


Kerala State Road Transport Corporation- Safe and secure journey


Karnataka State Road Transport Corporation

Odisha State Road Transport Corporation

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

BIMAARI In Bollywood Style..


Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaan Chale= FEVER.

Tadap Tadap K Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi= HEART ATTACK

Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai= ACIDITY.

Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu= MOTIYABINDU.

Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahna= MEMORY LOSS.

Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole=MIRGI.

Juda Hoke Bhi TU Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai= LOOSEMOTION.!

Monday, October 7, 2013

माँ की ममता

एक जवान बेटा अपनी बूढी माँ के पास बैठा था !

उसकी माँ ने एक पेड़ पर बैठे हुए पक्षी की तरफ
इशारा करके
पूछा बेटा- वो क्या है ?

बेटा - माँ वो कौवा है !
एक बार फिर माँ ने पूछा बेटा वो क्या है??

बेटा - माँ वो कौवा है कौवा!
एक बार फिर माँ ने पूछा बेटा वो क्या है????

बेटा गुस्सा होकर - माँ तू बूढी हो गयी हो !
अब तुम्हारे दिमाग को जंग लग गया है
तुम पागल हो गयी हो ..

मैने कितनी बार बोला की वो कौवा है फिर भी तुम
पूछती जा रही हो ??
माँ की आँखों से आसू निकल आये !!!

फिर माँ ने आँसू पोछकर भरी आवाज़ में बोली
बेटा जब तू छोटा था ना तो तूने मुझसे तीस बार
पूछा की माँ वो क्या है ???

तो मैने तीस बार तेरा सर चूमकर
कहा बेटा वो कौवा है कौवा है
कौवा है !!!!!!!

माँ की ममता को समझो मित्रो दुनिया में सबसे
मीठा कोई है
तो वो है
माँ का प्यार ......!!!

Cheque Clearance:Bank Officer : Customer Behosh

Customer: Agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo kab tak clear hoga ?

Bank Officer: 3 din mein.

Customer : Dono bank aamne-samne hai phir itna samay kyun ??

Bank Officer : procedure to follow karna padhta hai na..!!

Socho aggar aap shamshan k baahar hi marr gaye, 
toh aapko ghar lekar jayenge ya wohin nipta denge ??

Customer Behosh.. !!

Friday, October 4, 2013

what is love and explain in details

MBA student can do anything
for 10 marks
   

Question :-what is love and explain in details ?.............. ..... (10
marks)
____________________________________________________________
Answer:
MEDICAL  Student's Answer: Love islife.
(marks obtained : 1/2 from 10)
____________________________________________________________
Engineering Student's Answer : Love is pain.
( marks obtained: 1/2 from 10)
____________________________________________________________
MBA Student's Answer :

.- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men &
women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated.

- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided

- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age

-Effects

Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

Alternatives

Diary
Photos
Mobile
-Solution
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe or Mother's Sandle......
(marks 10 from 10) Excellent !

Prove that 2/10=2

Question Prove that 2/10=2

Japanese student : Wrong question.
Pakistani student : No Way.
American student : It's strange, how is it possible?
Indian Student solved it :
Two / Ten = wo / en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter & o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter & n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2
Maths ka itihaas hila dala India ne..!

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Motorcycling fact:

Motorcycling fact:

No matter what Guys Ride,
225cc Karizmas.
or
220cc Pulsar
or
350cc Royal Enfield.,

They just Cannot Overtake a Girl with Low Waist Jeans on an 80cc Scooty

Engagement Joke- Do aap taa Dill Tale

Ek Ladke ki engagement ek bohut hi Khubsurat Ladki se hui.

Wo Ladka us ladki se kabhi nahi mila tha..
Na kabhi us se baat hui thi...
 
Bas sab logo se uski khubsurti ki tareef hi suni thi.

Shaadi k baad ladka us ki ghoonghat utha kar bola...

Tum wakai bohut khubsurat ho...
Tumhe kya gift karu..

Ladki sharmati hui boli..... -:


"Do aap taa Dill Taley....."

MORAL OF The Story:- Kam se kam ek call to kar hi leni chahiye..

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Ek Shayri aur uski Translation

किसी को इश्क की तड़प मार देती है; 

किसी को प्यार की गहराई मार देती है; 

जो इससे बच जाये उसे; 

बिना दुपट्टे की लड़की की अंगड़ाई मार देती है।


Someone kills the love yearning; 

Someone kills the depths of love; 

That it should survive him; 

Kills the thickest girl without angadai. (Translated by Bing)

Pencil & Eraser Story.

Pencil:" I'm sorry..

Eraser:" For what ?? You didn't do anything wrong..

Pencil:" I'm sorry, you get hurt because of me..
Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it,
But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself and get smaller and smaller each time..

Eraser:" That's true, but I don't really mind,

You see, I was made to do this, I was made to help you whenever
you do something wrong, even though one day I know I'll be gone..
I'm actually happy with my job..

So please, stop worrying I hate seeing you sad.. "

Our Parents are like the eraser,
where as we children are the pencil..
They're always there for their children,
cleaning up their mistakes.. Sometimes along the
way they get hurt and become smaller
(older and eventually pass on)
Take care of your Parents, treat them with
kindness and most especially love them !!

Have Patience !

The following conversation ensued between a Man and a beautiful woman:

Man : Marry me?

Woman: Do you have a flat?
Man: No.

Woman: Do you have an SUV car?

Man: No.
Woman: How much is your salary?

Man: No salary.. but,..

Woman: No but. You have nothing.

How can i marry you? Leave, please

Man: (Talks to himself) I have one villa, three properties in Dubai, three Ferraris, two Porsches.. Why do I still need to buy an SUV . How can I get the salary when actually I’m the boss..

MORAL: Women Please be patient and listen to what guys have to say.....

Taken from facebook.

Monday, September 23, 2013

The Good Road : India's official entry at 2014 Oscars

"The Good Road, a lost-and-found story of a small boy, was today nominated as India's official entry at next year's Oscars in the Best Foreign Film category. This film is directed by Gyan Correa and it is his debut Gujarati movie




In this process it has left 'The Lunchbox', 'Bhaag Milkha Bhaag', 'English Vinglish', Malayalam film 'Celluloid' and Kamal Haasan's 'Vishwaroopam' which were contender for India'sentry at the Oscar.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Dettol Healthy Plate Contest.

Dettol has started a contest named Healthy Plate where you can win exciting prizes by submitting your entry.

You have to give details about these
Recipe Name
Recipe Details
Recipe Image
Ingredients
Process. 
Serving etc.
After Dettol launched its Kitchen gel its a major excercise to reach to its potential customers.

Dettol - Be 100% Sure.

Saturday, August 17, 2013

prices of onions and humour pictures.

The current spiralling prices of onions has created some quirky images in various social media,, like twitter, facebook.

Now a kilogram of Onion is costing around Rs.80 in almost most of the markets. 
From rs.35 to it moved to Rs.40 then Rs.50 then Rs. 60 and now at Rs.80. some traders are saying Onion price can move upto Rs. 100.

Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Just see it, here the onion is being assumed as the precious stone of a ring.

In the above image onion is given as a gift while proposing. You can see the quirky side and humour in this image very well. The expression is quite great

The next image depicts the suffering by common man in a humorous way. 


also see some other quite images/pictures depicting Onion kaise rulata hai.


The above image show how today onion, beer and petrol are available at approximately same price close to Rs.75.


Amul has also created its outdoor campaign in this theme of Onion Price. Here a housewive claims that Hum bhookh mita sakte hai, Pyaaz nehin. Amul No tears Only Taste.
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JOTD 6. (collection of jokes)


Qualified MBA Marketing Student  married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with her, finally he got angry
& Sent a note to his  father-in-law:


"Your Product is Not According To My Requirements"
The smart Father-in-Law replied:
1 year Warranty expired. Company is not responsible.
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Ek Ladka-Ladki Hotel Me Gaye...

Waiter:- Kya Loge.. ??

Ladki:- Sabziyoo Waali Roti..:))

Waiter:- What ??

Ladka:- Gaon Ki Hai,
PIZZA Maang Rahi Hai

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Santa : Tu Mirror Ke Saamne Baith kar Padhta kyun Hai...???
Banta : Is K 3 Faide Hai...

1. Sath Mein Revison Ho Jata Hai...

2. Khud Pe Nazar Rehti Hai...

3. Padhne Ke Liye Company Mil Jati Hai...'
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Girl:Nice mobile,
Where did u buy?

Boy:I won dis in a running race

Girl:How many persons participated?

Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME
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"Vicky donor has proved
that...........

paisa kamaana to

daayen haath ka khel hai."
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Ek newspaper me chhapa ki...
"50% ladkiya bewkoof hoti hai".
.
Is baat par ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya.

Fir next day jab ye chapa k"50%
ladkiya bewoof nahi hoti".
Tab jakar ladkiya shant hui



Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Most stupid questions people ask in obvious situations...

Most stupid questions people usually ask
in obvious situations.. and brilliant answer to them

1.When you set alone crying. 

Your friend : are you crying ? 
Me : No I just make Tears juice you have to taste it?

2.When they see me with shorter hair:
hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.!

3.When someone call's on land-line and asks
where are you ?
Me: I'm in market with telephone around
my neck...!!!

4.When i get woken up at midnight by a
call: sorry! Were you sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on
monkeys in Africa marry or not. You
thought i was sleeping,you stupid fool ?

5.Getting out of the toilet,
Somebody: have you finished?
Me: nah, I'm just taking a 5-minute break!

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

JOTD 5 (Joke of the day 5)

Attitude Of MBA Student !!!

Student At Exam !

SIR: "Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai Ya Aise Hi Aa
Gaye.??

STUDENT: Sir Breakfast Kar ke Aaya Hun
Aur Aap?

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Man says to Hotel Manager :Hey, hurry come fast, my wife
is going to jump out of the window and commit suicide!

Manager : But what can i do sir???

Man : Idiot, give me the keys..the window is locked!
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Solid Insult
Ek bacha park mai bench pe betha or
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 Aurat boli:Jo zada metha khane wale jaldi mar jatay hai.
Boy: ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
Aurat: wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy: nahi...!!!!Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi
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Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya.

Sab darwaze Khidkiyan Band kardi...

Light off kar ke Uske pass aaya
Aur bola:...

Ye Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai
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Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glass pee lo
.
Beti:No mama mujhe nai peena.
.
Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise hogi?
.
Beti: maa apko bhi toh doodh pasand
nahi, phir bhi aap badi ho gai hain
Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi ho jaungi.
.
Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti,

Agar meri achi beti ho
to doodh pee lo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaungi.

Beti: OK mama,.
aap kehti hain toh mein doodh pee leti hoon . .

Aur is tarah us ki beti ne doodh pee liya..



Msg end tak kitnay gaur se padha hai
ki kab non veg start hoga.. bus karo
darindo.. Shravan chalu hogaya hai!

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Savdhaan India 2 episode on 06.08.2013. (Just a thought.)

Just a thought.

I just watched the Savdhaan India 2 episode on 06.08.2013.

I observe just some dumb things.

The newly wed bride never complained or intimated to her family about any of the incidents.
And after knowing the illegitimate relationship between his husband and his sister -in-law she tried to go out without informing her family and as a result their in-law kept her captive.

whenever the girls parent called her they talked with their son-in-law, and never asked their son-in -law to talk wid their daughter when she return back.

And the dumbest thing. Lallaji the husband tries to harm the bride in front of the police.

The episode will be remembered the way Lallaji and his Bhabiji has acted and also the Bahu was superb in acting.
Overall good direction. Superb acting by the artists and presentation by Sushant Singh is just awesome.
#mustwatch

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

JOTD 4 Joke of the day 4

Ek murgi ne INDIA-CHINA border par anda diya
Dono desh ek ande ke liye ladne lage
Aakhir Faisla ye hua ki.

Jo desh dusre desh ki jyada ladkiyo ko kiss
karega.Anda uska..

Indian CHINA gaye or.

20,000 ladkiyo ko kiss kiya..

CHINA wale excited ho ke:- ab hamari baari..

Indian:- chal yaar anda Tu hi rakh le
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Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : killing mosquitoes

Girl : how many did you kill ?
Boy : total 5 ( 3 female 2 male )
Girl : how did you know that? !!

Boy : 3 sitting near mirror & 2 near beer
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Banta To Santa: Bahar Kyon Baitha Hai ?

Santa: Marriage Anniversary Hai
Wife Ko Chain Gift Diya Tha

Wife Ne Bahar Nikal Diya

Banta: Kyon? .

Chain Chandi Ki Laya Kya ?

Santa: Nahi Cycle Ki
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Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks..

Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?..
Ans.- In his Last Battle..

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?..
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans.- Marriage..👪

Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans.- Liquid State..

Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday ..

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes🍋 among 6 People ?..
Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake..
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Husband is just like split AC , sounds more in outside but inside house silent

Friday, August 2, 2013

Milkman story.


A milkman who is dying in the hospital is surrounded his two sons, daughter and his wife and nurse.

Says to his eldest son:
- To you, John, I leave the Beverly houses.

- To you,  my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in the Los Angeles Plaza.

- To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a large future, I leave the City Center offices.

- And you, my dear wife, the three residential buildings towers in downtown.

The nurse, impressed, tells his wife: Madam, your husband is very rich. He is bequeathing many properties! You all are so lucky!!

And the wife retorts:

Rich??? Lucky??? Are you kidding me!!!?? Those are his routes where he delivers milk !!!
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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Common lines after getting drunk..

Common lines after getting drunk..

1. Tu mera bhai hai..

2. Gaadi main chalaunga!

3. Mai teri Dil se izzat kartha hu!

4. Aaj chad nahi rhi hai yaar!

5. Ye mat samajh ki mai pee kar bol raha hu!

6. 1 Chota sa peg aur ho jaya!

7. Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye jaan Hazir hai!

and best one

8. Kal se daru Band..

SAGAAI Ke BAAD & SHAADI K Kuch Saal Baad. Difference.

SAGAAI Ke BAAD

Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to me kabse intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To me jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha, karta hu aur karta rahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi. Isse achha to me mar jau.
G: Kya mujhe pyar karoge?
B: Yes, why not..
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu.
G: kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?
B: yes.
G: Oh darling!

AUR SHAADI K Kuch Saal Baad.

Just read the abovein reverse !!!
ab msg NICHE SE UPAR PADHO



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Monday, July 29, 2013

MBA guy & 3 Girls Marriage proposal.

An MBA was getting married. . .
3 young ladies offered to marry him. 

He had to make a choice, so he tested them by giving Rs. 50 thousand (50K) each to spend.

the first girl bought new dresses n said she wantd to luk gud 4 him. 

The 2nd girl  got him few shirts & ties n perfumes n said she wanted him to luk gud.

The 3rd Girl investd d money in shares. Got profit & returned him original amt, sayin dat she saved d rest for their future.

Finally he decided 2 marry d' lady who was most attractive and had biggest boobs!! 

 Men will be men 

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Rajni, BigB & Obama Joke.

BigB: How Famous u r...??
Rajni: whole world knows me.
Bigb: Obama knows u..?
Give proof.

Toh, Rajni & BigB go for
Obama's house.
Rajni: stand here at the gate, i'll
take Obama on balcony and show u.

Bigb: ok.

Rajni comes wth Obama nd
show Bigb from  balcony.
Aftr sometime, Rajni bahar aya
toh dkha, bigb behosh ho gaya,
hosh me aya toh Rajni ne
reason pucha..
Bigb: Ek american bhikhari aya
tha, And asked me, 'WHO IS
THAT MAN WITH RAJNIKANTH
ON BALCONY...?




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Monday, July 22, 2013

Ho Gayi Googly !!!

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying :

"God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his
son was praying.

The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a
heart attack.

The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy
and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning.

Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead
of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's
door the next night.

Ho Gayi Googly !!!

And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants.

He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day
to make sure his health was fine.

When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch.

She said, "Thank God you're here, we could really use your help!
We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning!


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What is wife??

What is wife??

Fauji :
Sare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai Aur Hum Bivi Se.

Mochi :
Main Juton Ki Marammat Krta Hoon Aur Bivi Meri .

Teacher :
Mai School Mein Lecture Deta Hoon Aur Ghar Mein B.v Se Sunta Hn .

Officer :
Mai Office Mein Boss Hoon Aur Ghr Mein Nokar .

Judge :
Main Court May Faisle Sunata Hoon Aur Ghar Mein Khud Insaaf Ka Talabgar.


''FaisLa Aap k Haath Mein Hai Kanware Raho Khush Raho No Wife Easy Life''

Jo Shadi Kr Chuke Hai Woh Sabar Karein , Jin Ki Nahin Hui Woh Shukr Krein 



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Saturday, July 20, 2013

FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses 

4. TCS:Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping .

7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds .

8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings

12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

13. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lacklusters

14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.

15. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees

This blog is just for fun. Dont take it seriously.
N:B:-  These are not the real names of these company and these company are highly productive.


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JOTD 3 (Joke Of The Day)

Father :- Agar iss bar tum exam
mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna.

After exam........

Father : How is your result?


Son : Dimag ka dahi mat kar
BABULAL tu baap kehlane ka haq kho chuka hai...
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Once Boyfriend calls gf in midnight ......
Boy: Kya pehni ho?
Girl : Tumko hamesha yehi baat karni
aati hai ?
Boy: ok,
How India should handle Economical and Terrorism issues?



Girl: ok , It's Top and Skirt.
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A man got 2 wishes from God. He immediately wished for the best DRINK and the best WOMAN.

He got... Mineral Water and Mother Teresa.

Moral: Investment is subject to market risks. Please read the offer document carefully before investing!
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Ek bar Santa church gaya..
Achanak light chali gayi, andhera ho
gaya aur church ka ghanta bajne
laga"TONNN""TONNN"

Santa chillaya- Ohh Teri behn di ... UNDERTAKER aa gaya
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In 1975, Superman, Batman & Spiderman were flying across India & suddenly they died.

How?

Na beta na,
Har cheez ka answer Rajnikant nahi hota...


Yaad hai, Sholay me Gabbar ne 3 goliyan hawa me chalayi thi
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Announcement in a SCHOOL:
  
"Students who've Parked their cycles in front of d Gate,
Plz move their cycles to the Parking area!!" .

After 30 mins another
announcement: "The 400 students who went
to move 10 cycles plz come back to classes!"

-THATS SCHOOL LIFE AT ITS BEST!
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Pappu dialling a phone number,

A computerized female voice said, .

Aapke pas iss call k liye balance nahi hai,

Pappu :"Bas janeman, Tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kafi hai

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Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye, aur ladkiyo ko bhi...

Diff.erence is dat...
ladkiyo ko Yashraj ki movies wala chahiye.. .

And ladko ko... .
Mahesh Bhatt ki movies wala chahiYE
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Why I hate CID
Example:
LADY:" Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA:" Kya..?? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha.. ??

LADY:" Haan, Rahul Mera BhaiTha

ABHIJEET:" Rahul ­ Sach me Tumhara
Bhai Tha.. ??

LADY:" Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha

ACP:" My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul
Ki Behen Ho.
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Raju Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein: Do Fan Dena...
Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents..!

Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur
Gents Nahi Hota Yaar..!!

Raju: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji...
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka..!!!

Friday, July 19, 2013

BIMAARI In Bollywood Style

BIMAARI In Bollywood Style :

1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar
Dhuwaan Chale= FEVER.

2. Tadap Tadap K Is Dil Se Aah
Nikalti Rahi= HEART ATTACK

3. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar
Ma Badi Aag Hai= ACIDITY.

4. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara
Main Kya Karu= MOTIYABIND.
.
5. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se
Ab Kya Kahna= MEMORY LOSS.
.
6. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole
=MIRGI.


& The Best One,

7. Juda Hoke B TU
Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai= LOOSE
MOTION..


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AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

AAP CHUTIYE HAIN --------

Agar aap gym mein Itna workout
karte hain ki aapki chest aapki
girlfriend se badi dikhti hai toh
ronnie coleman ki kasam AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
----------------------------- --
ladki k chakkar me suicide karne
walo...saare brahmand ki nazron
me aap aashiq nahi AAP CHUTIYE
HAIN
----------------------------- --
Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9
dosto ko forward karke ye sochna
ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega,
kasam Bharti mittal ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
----------------------------- --
agar aap apni Saheli (girlfriend) ki
recharge pe recharge karaye ja rahe
hai par fir bhe wo aapko MISS
CALL hi karti hai aur aap uske yeh
baat maan lete hai ki woh
JALANDHAR WALE BUA se baat
kar rahi thi, isliye balance khatam
ho gaya ,,,
to kasam Vodafone ke zoozoo ki
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
----------------------------- --
agar aap software install karte
waqt Next-next click kar ke bina
dekhe add-ons install karte hain,
toh ask tool bar ke search box
me aapke liye likha hoga ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
----------------------------- --
Mumbai me rehkar "OMG I saw
tusshar kapoor today- best day of
my life!!" type status lagane wale,
kasam uspe aaye 5 likes ki kasam,
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
----------------------------- --
Ganesh sthaapna ke mauke pe
"halkat jawaani" gaana bajaake
naachne walo, Aap Chutiye Hain
----------------------------- --
agar apne dosto ko chhod ke aap
24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse
rehte hein toh aap Cocktail ke
hero nahi, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
----------------------------- --
AND THE ULTIMATE ONE !!!
Agar aap Sab Se Costly i-phone
lete ho aur $1 cost ki wajah se
Whatsapp install nahi karte ho to
China mobile use karne wale bhi
kahenge ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
Itna Faadu msg padne ke baad bhi
agar isse share nahi kara to kasam facebook ki AAP ........................


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Invention & Inspiration (Man & Woman)

Man saw COLOURS & invented PAINT.
Woman got inspired from PAINT & invented MAKE-UP.

Man coined WORDS & invented CONVERSATION.
Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION & invented GOSSIP.

Man learned AGRICULTURE & invented FOOD.
Woman got inspired from FOOD & invented DIET.

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP & invented LOVE.
Woman got inspired from LOVE & invented ... LOVE TRIANGLES!

Man discovered TRADING & invented MONEY.
Woman got MONEY & started SHOPPING.

Thats it!
Thereafter, man has invented lots of things.
And WOMEN are still SHOPPING! 


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Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Lose your weight in gold initiative launches in Dubai | GulfNews.com

Lose your weight in gold initiative launches in Dubai | GulfNews.com

Santa and Fart In classroom



Santa farts in the classroom and his
teacher gets really upset and throws him out.

He goes and sits outside the class and can’t
stop laughing.


The principal walks by and sees him sitting
outside laughing.

He says, “Santa what are you doing
sitting here laughing ?”

Santa says, “I farted in class and the
teacher threw me out.”

The principal says, “Well then, why are you
laughing ?”


Santa says, “Because the dumb idiots
are sitting in the classroom smelling my fart
while they put me outside in this beautiful,
clean air.”

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