JOTD 6. (collection of jokes)

Qualified MBA Marketing Student  married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with her, finally he got angry
& Sent a note to his  father-in-law:


"Your Product is Not According To My Requirements"
The smart Father-in-Law replied:
1 year Warranty expired. Company is not responsible.
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Ek Ladka-Ladki Hotel Me Gaye...

Waiter:- Kya Loge.. ??

Ladki:- Sabziyoo Waali Roti..:))

Waiter:- What ??

Ladka:- Gaon Ki Hai,
PIZZA Maang Rahi Hai

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Santa : Tu Mirror Ke Saamne Baith kar Padhta kyun Hai...???
Banta : Is K 3 Faide Hai...

1. Sath Mein Revison Ho Jata Hai...

2. Khud Pe Nazar Rehti Hai...

3. Padhne Ke Liye Company Mil Jati Hai...'
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Girl:Nice mobile,
Where did u buy?

Boy:I won dis in a running race

Girl:How many persons participated?

Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME
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"Vicky donor has proved
that...........

paisa kamaana to

daayen haath ka khel hai."
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Ek newspaper me chhapa ki...
"50% ladkiya bewkoof hoti hai".
.
Is baat par ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya.

Fir next day jab ye chapa k"50%
ladkiya bewoof nahi hoti".
Tab jakar ladkiya shant hui