Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Joke Of The Day 2 (JOTD2)

Teenager's Facebook Post:

Internet Was Not Working Last Night, Spent Time With Family.
They Seem To Be Nice People
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Ek Bhikhari:" Arey yaar ! Koi meri
CYCLE chura le gaya aur apni BIKE
yahan rakh gaya

Dusra Bhikhari:" Abe tu to Loott gaya
yaar ! Ye to PETROL se chalti hai
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Employee: Boss, Petrol Price went up I haven't said anything,

Even vegetables price are Up I haven't asked for hike...

But Now Dance-Bars are OPEN....
I want SALARY HIKE ........
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Question:What is the full-form of Maths! 
Answer:Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.

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Argument between British and India. British:we spoiled your mother land for 200 years. India:we are spoiling your mother tongue daily.
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Doctor to Patient:The cheque which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doc:The headache 4 wich u gave me medicine has also returned back
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A recently fired stock trader said ... "This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my wife..."
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Father: Your teacher says she finds itImpossible to teach you anything!Son:That`s why I say she`s no good!
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Agar 'g' ki value 9.8 ki jagah 10 hoti toh

gravity ke baap ka kya jata?

Aur calculations me kitna aaraam hota!

P.S- Nature bhi Engineering students ke maje lene ka mauka nahi chhodta
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Police Constable To Son:
"Stupid, Why Did U Get Very Low  Marks in All Subjects.?

Son: "Keep This 50 Rupees & Close This Matter.!!
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Height of teasing:
I was sitting near the window & singing...
"kabutar ja ja ja"

Then my mom asked me: " Kya hua Beti?
SMS pack khatam ho gayi kya" ??
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New Teacher - Students tell your
names and hobbies......??

Boys - I'm Amit , My hobbyis
watching Bubble.

I'm "vicky":- My hobby is watching Bubble

I'm "Manish" :- My hobby is also
watching Bubble.

I'm "Anshul" :- My hobby is also watching
Bubble.

I'm "Mohit" :- My hobby is also
watching Bubble.

Teacher: Oh, all boys have same
hobbies, That's Go0d...

Now Girls, Please..??
Girl :- Hi My name is Bubble..
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